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“嗝～”美滋滋的打了一个饱嗝，安逸这才嚣张的掏出一张百元大钞拍在桌子上喊道:“老板，结账。”
“好嘞！”螺蛳粉店老板小跑着过来收钱。
“诺，帅哥！螺蛳粉20块，找你80收好。”
“嗯嗯！”安逸把80块钱揣进兜里，然后目光悠悠地看向对面的财经大学。
他有点不敢回去了。
TMD，这才刚来半天呀，就有一个女同学被害了，接下来还有两天半……
哎！
这一刻，他都有点怀疑自己是不是真有什么特殊体质？
“哟，帅哥，你好像我某位熟人呀。”螺蛳粉店老板刚准备离开，突然又转过头看着安逸的脸道。
安逸一愣，然后抬头仔细的看了老板两眼:“Are you Sure?”
老板:“pretty sure！”
安逸……
时代发展的这么快？现在路边摊老板要求都要这么高了？
玩心大起，安逸又继续用英文说道:“But I don't think I know you.”
“Don't get me wrong, I just watched you live and I'm half your fan.”螺蛳粉店老板微笑着说道。
安逸这下子是真震惊了，这老板厉害呀！当初估计也是一个学霸。
不过对方既然是自己半个粉丝，现在又要收全款，属实是有点……
安逸:“Shouldn't half a fan charge half a price?"
老板:“Ahem, there is no discount for small businesses.”
安逸:“Boss, you are very realistic.”
“Ha ha ha, I can't help it. I have to support my family. By the way, what happened to your expression just now?”老板用流利的英文好奇询问道。
"ah! Do you think I'm really a scourge? I have to have an accident wherever I go? "安逸一脸悠悠地道。
“No, some things will happen even without you, but you just happened to meet them. You are not a curse, but a blessing. Think about it, how many more people will die these days without you?”螺蛳粉店老板耐心的宽慰道。
安逸这才感觉好受一些。
对老板微微一笑，然后又好奇的问道:“老板，你这英文有点牛呀！比我这大学生还熟练，你当年学历应该不低吧？”
螺蛳粉店老板:“有啥文化哟，我就一初中毕业。”
安逸……
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